Episode 56
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And that, children, is why fishing in the Stormwind canals is bad.
I still remember someone on the AD forums back before TBC arguing that the W.o.W. world wasn’t representative - That every aspect was to be taken literally, including sizes of villages, sizes of land masses, travel time and supposedly the distinct lack of certain basic… Logistics.
I wonder how people of the “we cyb0r because we have to roleplay every single aspect of our characters’ lives” get around that particular detail.
…On the other hand, I don’t want to know. >.<
September 19th, 2008 at 5:47 am
aren’t there some toilet’s in honor hold and that destroyed mage town in netherstorm?
September 19th, 2008 at 8:19 am
You already know! Jagros+bush=relief/disgust.
*snickers*
September 19th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Oh Gods… I do remember Jagros’ trip to the bushes. Outside the Darkshire Inn, Jagros had just gone to do his business. When he came back he said something along the lines of “I’ll just sit down ‘ere”. Problem is, he was drunk as a fart, and this was before Blizzard made sure drunken talk couldn’t turn “sit” into “shit” by accident.
Jagros: “I’ll just shit down ‘ere…Hic!”.
Zella: “Not again, surely?”
Kath: (Inert due to player laughing his arse off)
And true Dion, there are wooden loos in Honor Hold. There’s also one in Searing Gorge, I believe. Still, quite a run if you’re in Stormwind.
September 19th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Most of the loos in the game aren’t available anyway. One of the poop-houses in Honor Hold is permanently occupied by a soldier afflicted by, er, the curse of Kazzak.
The only working toilet in Searing Gorge is occupied by a dwarf who refuses to come out unless someone hands him silk for his sore bum.
Y’all need more fiber.
September 19th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
A dwarf?
Wiping with silk?
BAH!
That obviously is not a dwarf, but a elf in a very elaborate costume.
Dwarves don’t use silk for anything but their women’s undergarments.
September 19th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
a lich also hid his phylactery in a outhouse in netherstorm. those things most be very popular hiding spots
September 19th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Well now you know people do roleplay ~every~ aspect of their character. though the thought of Jagros cybering gives me the squicks.
“Ere lad! Grab a load o’ this!”
“Jagros … that is your bear … ”
“He’s mah best friend! Sez so on his pet details!”
September 20th, 2008 at 10:55 am
funny xD
also there’s an outhouse on the western plaguelands as well. you know, to get that key =p
September 20th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
They’ve been kind enough to add three inaccesable loo’s near the brewfest. Looks great! Smells great! Very locked!
-sigh-
And all that beer is so tempting..
September 21st, 2008 at 10:00 am
Obviously the outhouses are not true to life AT ALL.
There are no Gobbos trying to push them over…
September 21st, 2008 at 10:55 pm
So basically - if you ever need to take a crap anywhere in Azeroth or the Outlands, you’ll either have to evict the current occupant (living or undead) and you can be sure they won’t have done whatever passes for flushing, not to mention the stains the fighting will leave on the seat…
…or you’ll have to find out who the hell keeps the keys for all these pristine, locked loos. My bet is the city council. Their budget doesn’t allow for actual usage of the toilets.
Ever wondered how gnomes don’t seem affected by this at all? No? Okay. We’ll keep that secret to ourselves.
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I’m starting to see what really happened to gnomeregan… irradiated gnomes… riiiiight
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:50 am
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
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December 2nd, 2008 at 11:53 pm
“we cyb0r because we have to roleplay every single aspect of our characters’ lives”
*Smack* Bad Zach! Bad!
Do not insult roleplayers!
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:34 am
*Iceblock*
I *am* a roleplayer, and that particular comment wasn’t aimed at roleplayers in general. It was aimed at people who make excuses for living out sexual fantasies in a cartoony 3d fantasy RPG.
Basically, if that’s your thing, go right ahead (just keep it out of public channels). But don’t tell me it’s because you have to do it in order to be true to your character.
February 24th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
WoW ‘is’ representative though. I have run into people like that though…had one guy convinced that the continents in WoW were actually small islands and that’s how they’re supposed to be and that’s why you could run from one end to the other in an hour. My response is always.
“No. You can run to one end from the other in an hour because blizzard didn’t want you to take a day just to get to the edge of a zone when your lower than 30(used to be 40 of course)”